they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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