It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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