Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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