If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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