so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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