Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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