I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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