When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My breasts were aching with rage.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
