My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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