I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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