But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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