Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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