6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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