Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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