we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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