Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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