you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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