Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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