first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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