How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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