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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh yea! I was just doing that too!

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I can feel my moral fiber fraying.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day

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• (585): View more from New York

  Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.

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• (415): View more from California

  He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest

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• (323): View more from California

  I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time

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