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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....

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• (760): View more from California

  Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha

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  I hate my life

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.

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  21 Rich People Confess The Best And Worst Things About Being Wealthy

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits

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  Another sexterpiece awaits

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.

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• (323): View more from California

  You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.

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• (530): View more from California

  I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.

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