'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Text me some of your sweat
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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