the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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