You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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