she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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