I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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