Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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