your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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