he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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