would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
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he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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