can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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