Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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