we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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