do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
