Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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