I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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