Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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