the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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