Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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