If that was your dad, he is hot
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
