Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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