i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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