ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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