He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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