Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
You can't motorboat a personality
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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