I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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