Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
