oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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