I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I will be naked everywhere
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Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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