R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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