what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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