I want to stick my p in your. b.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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