obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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