In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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