So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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